10 perks of dating a blind girl

  1. You can look at all the booty you want, because we won’t see it. #JealousOfWhat
  2. We won’t take embarrassing pictures of you to use for blackmail.
  3. We can’t snapchat drunk videos of you.
  4. We can’t judge if you look terrible in the morning.
  5. You don’t have to worry about hiding presents, because we can’t see the box anyway.
  6. We’ll never borrow and lose your car keys.
  7. If you’re really good at being sneaky, you can try the food on our plate without even asking. **wouldn’t recommend**
  8. You won’t find us constantly taking stupid selfies in the mirror.
  9. You can stay awake with the lights on all you want; it won’t bother us. Just know that we won’t be the ones to get up to turn it off.
  10. We try to base our interests on more important things than vanity.